how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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