its not stalking. its research.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
