Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
