You can't special order awesome
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We're not piercing ourselves today.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
