Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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