so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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