I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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