AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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