These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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