Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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