Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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