i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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