We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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