Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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