I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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