Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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