Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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