I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he puts the penis in happiness.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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