Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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