I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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