He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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