They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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