hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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