Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
how does that bad decision feel?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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