i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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