Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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