why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
vagina is talking i cant
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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