so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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