Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
A bitchslap is in order.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
His nipple licking is glorious
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