Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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