I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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