I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
there is puke in my bra ... again
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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