Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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