this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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