is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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