So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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