I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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