Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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