But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
