I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
