DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I party with great urgency now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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