like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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