i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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