Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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