I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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