You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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