Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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