Me too!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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