do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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