Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am naked and annoyed.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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